Ready for a little naughty Valentine’s Day? Whether it’s at the beginning or end of your Valentine’s celebration, Seattle’s got some hot and spicy options for your evening!
The Belltown Burlesque Revue
Saturday, February 9
7:30pm
The Re-Bar
1114 Howell St
Seattle, WA 98101
http://www.violetdeville.com
The raucous Lilith von Fraumench will be your host and guide through the evening. Make the revue the perfect addition to your romantic evening out or the decadent celebration of being single. Whatever your romantic status is, the Belltown Burlesque Revue is back! Tickets start at $13/person online HERE.
SPANK! The Fifty Shades Parody
Wednesday – Sunday
February 13, 14, 15, 16 and 17
The Moore Theatre
1932 Second Avenue
Seattle, WA 98101
877.784.4849
http://www.stgpresents.org
Come witness the comedy-filled musical satire that captures all of the naughty fun of the book in this saucy and hilarious show. Part Chippendales, part Second City…all in one delicious package. This unauthorized parody is set to be the sexiest, funniest, and most exciting show of the year. SPANK! features an all-star cast of top comedic actors and improvisers. It is written and directed by Jim Millan, whose credits include: The Kids in the Hall, Spiderman on Broadway, Marijuanalogues with Tommy Chong, Larry King Standing Up and Mythbusters Live. Purchase tickets online or by phone.
J’ADORE!: A Burlesque Valentine
Thursday, Friday and Saturday
February 14, 15 and 16
7:00pm and 10:00pm
The Triple Door
216 Union Street
Seattle, WA 98101
206.838.4333
http://www.tripledoor.net
Come see Seattle’s Atomic Bombshells as they perform the 5th Annual revue of J’ADORE! Revamped each year, and featuring a parade of exhilarating new and classic acts, J’ADORE! is a burlesque, drag, and dance spectacular that celebrates romance with good humor, style, and a healthy dose of dazzle! Recently named “Seattle’s most venerable burlesque dancers” by The Stranger, The Atomic Bombshells are comprised of a cast of award-winning, title-holding, globe-trotting showgirls…catch them here in Seattle while you can! Tickets available online or by phone. $25/person in advance, $30/person at the door.
Hard Love: Valentine’s Day with Stripped Screw Burlesque
Thursday, February 14
8:30pm
Columbia City Theater
4918 Rainier Ave. South
Seattle, WA 98118
206.723.0088
http://www.columbiacitytheater.com
Make a date with Seattle’s Twisted Troupe this Valentine’s Day! Stripped Screw presents an evening of dark and comedic burlesque featuring brand new acts and timeless favorite from the Screws and our lovely guest. Walk the tightrope with Violet Tendencies, help Kutie LaBootie hit a hot note, taste some of Stella D’Letto’s honey, get swept away by Seraphina Fiero and enjoy the buzz brought to you by Lady Drew Blood! $20 pre-sale/$25 door. Tickets available online HERE.
Sweet & Spicy: A Valentine’s Day Burlesque
Thursday, February 14
7:30pm
Pantages Theater
901 Broadway
Tacoma, WA 98402
253.591.5890
http://www.broadwaycenter.org
A naughty (but nice) Valentine’s Day special event produced by EnJoy Productions who will bring together sexy, classy acts of bawdy and inspiring behavior. Your ticket includes a decadent dessert buffet. Perfect for a romantic date night or ladies night out! Age 21+ only. Reserved tickets are $50/person. Available online. Proceeds benefit YWCA of Pierce County.
Valentine!
Thursday, February 14
6:00pm and 9:00pm
The Can Can Kitchen & Caberet
94 Pike Street
Seattle, WA 98101
206.652.0832
http://www.thecancan.com
Can Can presents the Castaways in some of their favorite duets from past and present shows! Come to one of Seattle’s most romantic venues! Tickets online.
